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escapekit: Chromatic Typewriter Prints Tyree Callahan has recycled (or upcycled, perhaps) a classic 1937 Underwood typewriter by replacing letters with sponges soaked across the spectrum with bright yellows, reds, blues and combinations thereof.

The first thing I thought this morning was “Fuck, I haven’t had caffeine in 5 days.” So, I fixed it.

Is it bad that the first thing I thought when I saw this was “I hope he enjoys fucking my girlfriend”? I think that means I should ice down my hard on and put myself in chastity in for the night.

creatingme3113: rl-y: jamiedole: Ellen Page came out, and the first thing I thought of was this SNL sketch where she played a very closeted lesbian. :D From SNL season 33, episode 6 Omfg This makes me so happy every time I watch it

ornamentedbeing: Admit it. The first thing you thought of was this scene from It Happened One Night

thefogofwar: lastknownwriter: F. I love how 90% of the reblogs are spn blogs but there’s no comments. It’s like Princesoftheworld I looked at this really quickly and the first thing I thought was is that cas and dean? (of course XD)

coolfamilies: As prom queen you have certain duties to perform, even when the prom king is your own brother, even with our friends present. Quickly grasping it wasn’t our first time, they thought it was the hottest thing they’d ever witnessed, and

annie-douglas-at-40: Okay, is it wrong of me that the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was “What’s in the snifter?” So sexy

YEAH EXACTLY like theyre literally cutting off the tails of pokemon and selling them?? also i found cool that we saw this in the new trailerthey did an homage to that i think, it was the first thing i thought of !

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized i was at Claire’s it

conflitdecanard: Somebody’s tags on one of Pix’s posts were saying something along “ I wish there would be a Pix comic I would read it “ and I thought about a comic idea and it was the first thing coming was this ! Probably because I dreamed

ainitsuite-agape:恋の予感 [ koi no yokan ] Premonition of love. The feeling upon first meeting someone that you will inevitably fall in love with them.—Since today is @urielsgate ‘s birthday I thought it was the right time to rush and finish

ask-chairkun: Not gonna lie, this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the Finish It Event. Because I have a dirty mind like that. XD (Plus hey, who wouldn’t steal a high-level persona like Mara?) And to explain the Phantom, I just like him

steppingoncellphones: And the first thing I thought to do when I realized my nose was bleeding was to take these. Too much hard yaoi’s finally taking its toll.

futascoresfm: After 4 days of searching and trying a myriad of options I returned to square one only to find that the solution was in the first thing I thought of trying, but didn’t, because it seemed unlikely. Anyway, here is a “base” angle

panthegenderfreak: It took me a while to realize I could be ace even if I didn’t hate sex. I thought I wanted it. It was a relationship thing, just another way to say you love someone, at least to me. The way I was brought up, love comes first, then

clop-dragon: rubberross-deactivated20140804: January 6th 2014 - Happy 27th Birthday Arin Hanson! FUCK I MISSED IT It’s probably bad but I just saw this and the first thing I thought was “OH GOD a young internet celebrity just turned the

Is it bad that the first thing I thought of when I saw this outfit was Hedwig? Anyway, she looks like a cutie in this.

pxrception: peachnaked: abseunt: unconsciousearth: NASA released a satellite image of india in the evening during the festive holiday of diwali, the celebration of lights. this is one of the prettiest things i’ve ever seen awh look at Sri Lanka

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized i was at Claire’s it

hiddleslokid: Whedonverse + “huh” probably there are others, but I remember these! Buffy 2x21 - Buffy 5x14 - Firefly 1x01 - AoS 1x20

How can you sit there and eat pizza?Do references count as jokes? Because that’s what this is (to Silent Hill 2, for those unfamiliar with it). This was one of the first things I thought after watching the episode.

Anyone remember the PSX game Ehrgeiz? ‘Cause that’s the first thing I thought of upon learning they were adding Cloud to Super Smash Bros

faragonart: When I first saw the trailer and concept art to Zootopia, the first thing that popped into my head was Blacksad, so I made a fun little doodle of these two and decided I’d finish it up before I go see the movie!

princekarkat: clockworksexual: ieithoedd: lesserjoke: This is undeniably creepy, but the obvious skill behind it is quite impressive. Breckin—just an idea for your cake? I wonder what flavor it is the first thing i thought was “cute!”

thesquirrelisonfire: aylapazzatheawesome: howtotrainyour-toothless-dragon: Together we map the World My first thought was “wow what a delightful booty” since that was the first thing I saw Then I saw who posted it and went “OH MY GODS HE SHOULDN’T

a-balrogofmorgoth: dwarfadventures: #when i first saw the kite i thought ‘man what a shitty smaug’ then i realised it was a kite and felt ridiculous #apparently smaug thought the same thing because it’s the first thing he set fire to

a-balrogofmorgoth: dwarfadventures: #when i first saw the kite i thought ‘man what a shitty smaug’ then i realised it was a kite and felt ridiculous #apparently smaug thought the same thing because it’s the first thing he set fire to

endspire: i saw The Shape of Water yesterday and is it bad that this was the first thing i thought of

franeridart:There was someone in my inbox talking about hair-down Kuroo and the first thing I thought was “it’s been a while since I’ve last made Bokuto feel gay over Kuroo’s hair hasn’t it”

royalblackpirate: dynastylnoire:priestmahad:me: *is excited for racially diverse emojis*me: *however i know how whites are so they’ll probably use them to be racist* dammitisn’t it sad that this was also the first thing I thought

norah2121: It’s the first thing everyone (EVERYONE!) thinks when they see a Mm couple. I can’t explain how incredibly beautiful and special it was that everyone knew immediately that I was his woman. It made me so very happy. I thought it made him

jennyim18: Fun Fact See the doggie tissue box behind Victor? Doesn’t it look familiar? Victor’s poodle tissue box was inspired by Yuzuru Hanyu’s Pooh Tissue Box! For those of you who don’t know the backstory on this beautiful tissue box:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized i was at Claire’s it

ultrafacts: classiclemon: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts LOL. The first thing I thought of was The Simpsons, when Lisa eats Apu’s food and it’s so spicy, she says, “I can see through time.” (I’ve stolen

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized i was at Claire’s it was just a pen “Just

2damnfeisty: magnacarterholygrail: let’s make this happen That was the first thing I thought about when I saw this. It’s like sh watched every Disney film in preperation of tonight.

meganthetraveler: Why is it the first thing I thought of was The Hunger Games?

fisherpon: morbidlycurious: rustybuckett: askfleurdestalker: bronychilensis: Rainbow Dash Joke Thing by *Names76 wat It’s funny cause they’re not cats! Honestly the first thing I thought of was “MMMY BLUE BLANKEEET!!!!” from the producers

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized i was at Claire’s it

sailorbrazil: sailorbrazil: woke up and the first thing i thought was, and i quote, “the life of a protozoan is hard and arduous” i have no idea why this came to me but im gonna be real with you it sounds like something a god would think so maybe

totalfeminization: traci-a: Surprise!! The first thing I thought about was licking the head and deep-throating it… Does that still make me a faggot?

amaet: FLUORITE, amethyst/peridot fusion the first thing i thought when planning this design was ‘holy shit it’s going to be a fucking cat’. important elements include: catsuit collar (actually skin marking) alien cat face pseudo cat ears sideburns

clarkesquad: y'all can “this aint a hate crime” it up all you want but im going out to get a sandwich for lunch and the first thing i thought when i picked up my shoes was “maybe i shouldnt wear these today” because theyre my pride shoes and

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized i was at Claire’s it was just a pen

She moved immediately between his legs, taking his cock in her inexperienced hands, and the first thing she noticed was that the damn thing was enormous. It was far bigger than she’d ever thought a cock would be, and she didn’t know if it was just

2damnfeisty: magnacarterholygrail: let’s make this happen That was the first thing I thought about when I saw this. It’s like sh watched every Disney film in preperation of tonight.

2damnfeisty: magnacarterholygrail: let’s make this happen That was the first thing I thought about when I saw this. It’s like sh watched every Disney film in preperation of tonight.

ok but did anyone noticethese two things

bbcone: dudeufugly: thegreatestlovestoryevertold: How it should have ended! Actually this was the first thing that I thought when I saw Sherlock into the dance floor! and I couldn’t resist to post it, specially when many of us are suffering for him!

fuckyeahsexanddrugs: lol is it bad that the first thing i thought was i wonder if thats boob sweat like go wipe it right quick

the-2nd-star-to-the-right: is it bad that the first thing I thought of when I saw this was how I wanted to clean the room up?

brrxtn: My gf and I just woke up and she pulled the covers off herself and she was wearing a thong and the first thing she did was fart.

ricktimus: gloriamundii: @ricktimus #this is legit the first thing I thought when I saw the video For me it was the Arctic Monkeys cover but I swear to god this was literally the next thing that popped into my head.

This came up in my recommend and the first thing I thought of was sending it to you, it’s just too funny lmao(quichekolgate)that’s. that’s a pretty long video. i’m gonna show this to the people that yell at me for shipping spideypool while obviously

dominantlife: inmywendyhouse: I am WAY too accustomed to awesome bondage photos. It’s sad that the first thing I thought when I saw this was, “WIZARD OF OZ!!” To quote Steven Colbert, “I’d drop a house on that!”

dziwaczka: the first thing i thought of when i saw these two together was this painting: and it was going to bother me until i drew it so there ya go ((sorry)) /flops over

equalistmako: kwongs: fireferretfuzzies: lariren-shadow: equalistmako: is it bad that the first thing i thought when mako gave his scarf to his grandma was “yeah okay but she’s pretty old so when she dies who’s gonna get the scarf then”

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